What Your Bra Says About You

09 Oct 2015 14:57 | เปิดอ่าน 7,904

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1. Plain white bra
You’re simple, yet classy. Timeless, yet so strapped for time that you wear this even under a black dress. Whatever.

2. Plain nude bra
You have been playing too much Barbie and decided to go for the same look.

3. Lacy pink bra
You just stopped nursing your first baby and are excited that your boobs no longer need their own zip code. This is a gilded age, because soon enough you may need…

4. Cami with built in bra
You just stopped nursing your second or third baby. You’ve looked everywhere for your boobs, but, alas, they must be hiding with your kid’s lost binkies, the fuschia outfit your mother-in-law got for your baby that you “never got the chance” to put on her, and your ability to think straight.

5. Push up bra
Moms’ night out! Kick back and drink a margarita while your boobs finally enjoy not being confined under a Baby Bjorn. Pretend that the waiter is hitting on you and not just being nice to the group of exhausted ladies at Table 12.

6. Sports bra
You’re finally going to go for a run today! Until the baby pushes something up her nose and you need to go to the pediatrician. Well, holding her down while the doctor approaches her with the tweezer thingie must count as cardio.

7. Black lacy plunge bra
Good thing you put this on for date night, since your sitter cancelled and you’re sitting with the kids at Applebee’s. Your husband didn’t seem to notice it either, but to his credit, he was busy taking your toddler to the potty 15 times.

8. Bralette
You have a teenage daughter and learned that these are trendy now. You keep it on for three minutes before remembering that you’re closer to retirement than college.